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	<description>Mondays nights from 7-10pm Eastern</description>
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		<title>Ron Paul and The Princess</title>
		<link>http://theconteandkennyshow.com/2012/02/04/ron-paul-and-the-princess/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 22:40:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Conte</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Has anyone noticed that RON Paul looks like the &#8220;Princess upside down turned into an ugly woman &#8221; picture ?????  Joe Conte has]]></description>
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		<title>Newest podcast UP and Kenny enters the 20th Century?</title>
		<link>http://theconteandkennyshow.com/2012/02/04/newest-podcast-up-and-kenny-enters-the-20th-century/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 22:36:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Conte</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Check out the latest C &#38; K Show, Jan 30th&#8217;s&#8221; Murders and Motown&#8221; , definitely a good read. Kenny has gotten caught up in technology!  A new computer? a car with Air conditioning? A color TV? What could it be?  Tune in Monday Feb 6th for the big announcement!   7PM monday night Conte and &#8230;  <a href="http://theconteandkennyshow.com/2012/02/04/newest-podcast-up-and-kenny-enters-the-20th-century/">Continue reading</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Check out the latest C &amp; K Show, Jan 30th&#8217;s&#8221; Murders and Motown&#8221; , definitely a good read. Kenny has gotten caught up in technology!  A new computer? a car with Air conditioning? A color TV? What could it be?  Tune in Monday Feb 6th for the big announcement!   7PM monday night</p>
<p>Conte and Kenny Show   &#8220;Arrogance and Alcoholism&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Help wanted</title>
		<link>http://theconteandkennyshow.com/2012/01/26/help-wanted/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2012 23:06:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Conte</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Conte and Kenny Show is searching for a 3rd mic /producer for the show to mainly be a chatroom monitor, and do light on air work. The stuff like playing some sound effects,music and also being an on air personality. We are not necessarily looking for a comic, just someone to be part of &#8230;  <a href="http://theconteandkennyshow.com/2012/01/26/help-wanted/">Continue reading</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Conte and Kenny Show is searching for a 3rd mic /producer for the show to mainly be a chatroom monitor, and do light on air work. The stuff like playing some sound effects,music and also being an on air personality. We are not necessarily looking for a comic, just someone to be part of the conversation whenever they feel and to help with the other tasks previously mentioned. If you are interested please e mail us at conteandkenny@aol.com </p>
<p>Thank you</p>
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		<title>Monday&#8217;s show will be packed! Here boy pip!</title>
		<link>http://theconteandkennyshow.com/2012/01/23/mondays-show-will-be-packed-here-boy-pip/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 04:31:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Conte</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lots to talk about Monday night. Johnny O WILL be in studio, our loyal listener visits the nut house,Conte at the Compound ? And much much more . Listen in Monday night 7-10 for a busy night of laughs.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lots to talk about Monday night. Johnny O WILL be in studio, our loyal listener visits the nut house,Conte at the Compound ? And much much more . Listen in Monday night 7-10 for a busy night of laughs.   </p>
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		<title>Fan of the show Dexter? Check this out</title>
		<link>http://theconteandkennyshow.com/2012/01/18/fan-of-the-show-dexter-check-this-out/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 22:34:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Conte</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Check out this 2 min clip from youtube:]]></description>
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		<title>Mondays is Devil vs Devil</title>
		<link>http://theconteandkennyshow.com/2012/01/16/mondays-is-devil-vs-devil/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 03:26:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Conte</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Monday nights show will include guests,David Harris from Hate Speech Radio and a Reverend from The Church of Satan, and our other pal Johnny O.On M.L.K. day we bring in all the negative energy we can. Laughs will ensue im sure &#8230;.7-10pm Mondaynight]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Monday nights show will include guests,David Harris from Hate Speech Radio and a Reverend from The Church of Satan, and our other pal Johnny O.On M.L.K. day we bring in all the negative energy we can. Laughs will ensue im sure &#8230;.7-10pm Mondaynight</p>
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		<title>Conte has a 1 hour DVD/CD</title>
		<link>http://theconteandkennyshow.com/2012/01/15/conte-has-a-1-hour-dvdcd/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jan 2012 16:59:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Conte</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yep, Joe Conte has a new 1 hour DVD/CD after 12 years of stand up. Its called &#8220;Happiness&#8221; and is loaded with self depricating barbs at himself and life experiences that only a chubby boy from jersey can have. From the 1st track &#8221; intro/jersey shore&#8221; until track 9 &#8220;pulled over&#8221; its a psuedo timelime of his &#8230;  <a href="http://theconteandkennyshow.com/2012/01/15/conte-has-a-1-hour-dvdcd/">Continue reading</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yep, Joe Conte has a new 1 hour DVD/CD after 12 years of stand up. Its called &#8220;Happiness&#8221; and is loaded with self depricating barbs at himself and life experiences that only a chubby boy from jersey can have. From the 1st track &#8221; intro/jersey shore&#8221; until track 9 &#8220;pulled over&#8221; its a psuedo timelime of his adult social life. Tracks 12 and 13 &#8220;Obama&#8221; and &#8220;Interracial Dating&#8221; take broken english and racial discussions to a brand new fresh level.Finally the last 4 tracks, all stem from being from jersey and the trials and tribulations of driving in america from the point of an angry boy from the rough streets of Parsippany NJ.  Right now download the audio at <a href="http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/joeconte">www.cdbaby.com/cd/joeconte</a> and in the next few days the actual DVD and CD will be available to purchase online at <a href="http://www.joeconte.com">www.joeconte.com</a>    Monday night is a new Conte and Kenny Show with Comedian Johnny O!( Maybe)</p>
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		<title>Download the latest C &amp; K Show from 1-9-12</title>
		<link>http://theconteandkennyshow.com/2012/01/10/download-the-latest-c-k-show-from-1-9-12/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 16:46:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Conte</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[“The Puntification” &#38; “The Very Special Episode” Show Matt Bridgestone sits in studio and the puns go flying, even during author Don Corcoran’s phone call. On this episode we discuss: Conte crying over his kitten What a “Voodoo Western Dime Novel” is Conte’s new DVD/CD Old TV’s “very special episodes” vs Modern TV’s “very special &#8230;  <a href="http://theconteandkennyshow.com/2012/01/10/download-the-latest-c-k-show-from-1-9-12/">Continue reading</a>]]></description>
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<p> Matt Bridgestone sits in studio and the puns go flying, even during author Don Corcoran’s phone call. On this episode we discuss: Conte crying over his kitten What a “Voodoo Western Dime Novel” is Conte’s new DVD/CD Old TV’s “very special episodes” vs Modern TV’s “very special episodes” and the PUNS continue!!!!!!!!</p>
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		<title>Hero&#8217;s and Villians Show 1-9-2012</title>
		<link>http://theconteandkennyshow.com/2012/01/08/heros-and-villians-show-1-9-2012/</link>
		<comments>http://theconteandkennyshow.com/2012/01/08/heros-and-villians-show-1-9-2012/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jan 2012 21:11:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Conte</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Tune in for another exciting episode of The Conte and Kenny Show Monday night at 7pm!! Listen in as your heros encounter the evil loud and ferociously funny Comedian Johnny O. Also the boys will have to defend their domain against a mysterious villian from another dimension who can communicate with your heros thru the &#8230;  <a href="http://theconteandkennyshow.com/2012/01/08/heros-and-villians-show-1-9-2012/">Continue reading</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tune in for another exciting episode of The Conte and Kenny Show Monday night at 7pm!! Listen in as your heros encounter the evil loud and ferociously funny Comedian Johnny O. Also the boys will have to defend their domain against a mysterious villian from another dimension who can communicate with your heros thru the magic of Skype! Listen/Watch/Chat from the conte and kenny show site ( that you are on right now)</p>
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		<title>The Holy Shit &amp; Happy New Year Show</title>
		<link>http://theconteandkennyshow.com/2012/01/06/the-holy-shit-happy-new-year-show/</link>
		<comments>http://theconteandkennyshow.com/2012/01/06/the-holy-shit-happy-new-year-show/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 02:25:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Conte</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Its rare that we demand you to check out a past show, but this last one was a doozy,Joe Coletta stops in and its &#8220;embaressing story&#8221; day. We definitly delivered with Conte and his new kitten, Conte ruining his &#8212;- ( dont wanna give it away) and Kenny doing something similiar making us realize we &#8230;  <a href="http://theconteandkennyshow.com/2012/01/06/the-holy-shit-happy-new-year-show/">Continue reading</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Its rare that we demand you to check out a past show, but this last one was a doozy,Joe Coletta stops in and its &#8220;embaressing story&#8221; day. We definitly delivered with Conte and his new kitten, Conte ruining his &#8212;- ( dont wanna give it away) and Kenny doing something similiar making us realize we may be closer than we think&#8230;.DONT miss this one. Go to Itunes or just download it here on the site. thanks kids..and by the way my Jets SUCK!!!!  </p>
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