The Original* Odd Couple Is Back.

*well, not completely original - those guys are dead

Arrogance and Alcoholism - Mondays nights from 7-10pm Eastern

Take part in our Virtual Third Mic Contest!

Just send us a message with an attached image of someone, who isn’t you, looking at The Conte & Kenny Show Website. Yes, that’s a picture of a person looking at this site. Bonus points if the person:

    1.) Is miserable.
    2.) Is crying.
    3.) Is suicidal.
    4.) Is doing something potentially illegal.
    5.) Is already dead.

Then fill out the form below by WEDNESDAY, MIDNIGHT, EASTERN TIME. The winner will be contacted to become our own Virtual Third Mic, and can help mess up the show from the comfort of your own trailer park or sex dungeon.

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*Requirement to participate: You must be free sometime between 7-10pm next Monday, have a computer, and have internet access. Dumbasses.

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